William Shakespeare is trying to crank out a new playe. May 27, 1591
William Shakespeare RT @queenEbeth Huge fringe festival at Bkhm Place. Bring friends/grog! May 28, 1591
William Shakespeare is studying some Italian poems for inspiration. Maybe a tragedy? May 30, 1591
William Shakespeare @bootblackS-O-A I knowe, I coulde just transcribe my marriage! May 30, 1591
William Shakespeare wants the kids to STAYE IN BED so he can get some f$%*ing writing done todaye! June 3, 1591
William Shakespeare When did you get married? 14? 15? Is 13 too young? Screw it, she’s 13. June 5, 1591
William Shakespeare http://bit.ly/z8734s C Marlowe gets reamed in the London Presse! June 8, 1591
William Shakespeare always thought friars were a little skeevy. What’s under their robes??? June 13, 1591
William Shakespeare #followfriday @bootblackS-O-A, @peasant90210, @StratfordChandler2, @queenEbeth, @duke_norfolk June 19, 1591
William Shakespeare Act I is done! w00t. Now: beer and wife. June 25, 1591
William Shakespeare ROFL i mean wine. June 25, 1591
William Shakespeare will write your proclamations if you paye his mortgage. Backchannel me June 30, 1591
William Shakespeare is in debtors prisone. July 8, 1591
William Shakespeare @bootblackS-O-A JK! I wille be if my wife doesn’t stop shopping lolz July 8, 1951
William Shakespeare RT @johnsparrow crazy ball at my place tonite!!! bring wenches and ur dancing clogs. No joycrushers. July 15, 1591
William Shakespeare thinks Mercutio has the hots for Romeo deepe downe. July 31, 1591
William Shakespeare doesn’t knowe what happens next. August 3, 1591
William Shakespeare oops mercutio died. sucka! August 11, 1591
William Shakespeare #writersblock is lamerz!!!1! Maybe I should kill one of these kids in the playe too lolz August 15, 1591
William Shakespeare omg juliet is sooooooo gonna get it from Lady Capulet!!!!!! August 20, 1591
William Shakespeare is paying off his debts.August 21, 1591
William Shakespeare is taking the kids to the park. I need some freshe aire! August 30, 1591
William Shakespeare writing up a storme!!! Look out Marlowe I’m comin atcha! September 15, 1591
William Shakespeare #poison #murdermostfoul what’s a good cheap poison/how much do u need to kille a teenager? September 25, 1591
William Shakespeare @Stratfordchandler2 for my playe, dumbarse!!!!! no im not gonna kille some teenager in Stratford. Go dip a candle, u douche. September 25, 1591
William Shakespeare RT @LondonTimes Christopher Marlowe convicted of plagiarizing Dante, sentenced to death. October 1, 1591
William Shakespeare J/k lolz (wishfule thinking!!) October 1, 1591
William Shakespeare is getting all gangstae up in here, killin some rich biyotches and stuff October 5, 1591
William Shakespeare wishes his wife a happy birthday!!!!!1! October 15, 1591
William Shakespeare RT wishes his wife a happy birthday!!!!!1! OK SO I’M A LITTLE LATE, IM AN ARTISTE OKE??October 15, 1591
William Shakespeare is like WHEWE! Finally all done with that playe!! Yah its gonna kick ur arse and make u cry like a fat little babe October 30, 1591
William Shakespeare is dressed like Henry VIII with about 800 lbs of pillows up his shirt rofl gimme candye!! October 31, 1591
