Category: technology
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Cue the dueling banjos
Our GPS device is like HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey. First, you should know that she gives directions in a British accent. I’m totally serious. She sounds a little bit like Helen Mirren, if Helen Mirren were giving you driving directions while being AutoTuned. Her crisp diction and cold demeanor keep our driving focus […]
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Update on BlackBerry
OMG, I love it. We have finally negotiated our differences effectively and have been getting along famously for most of the week. (My first BlackBerry was defective and died the morning after I got it–that’s what caused most of the problems.)
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The Change
I’ve just switched over to using a Blackberry and twelve hours into it, I’m totally lost and confused. It won’t turn on. I can’t figure out how to turn it on and make it start up. I also can’t figure out how to make it sync my contacts and calendar, without which it’s just a […]
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Tagline Brainstorm
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