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Twitter: Because everything you think is genius.

Twitter: Chat for the schizophrenic. RT @myself Chat for the schizophrenic!

Twitter: Impulse control? So 20th Century.

Twitter: Need more quilt inside your sexy warm typewriter?

Twitter: Sucking your life away one Tweet at a time.

Twitter: If the President does it, it isn’t a crime!

Twitter: Like a foreign language for parents.

Twitter: 140 characters never felt so good.

Twitter: Confusing you with odd typso!

Twitter: And then what happened? And then what happened?

Twitter: Keeping track of when you’re not home.

Twitter: Broadcasting your really annoying personality traits since 2008.

Twitter: Keeping Ashton Kutcher from making more films!

Twitter: Shortening your attention span for–OOH! SHINY!

Twitter: Talk is cheap. Twitter’s free!

Twitter: Not just for twits and nitwits! (But mostly.)

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