Category: open letters
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Dear Minneapolis,
You are so much fun, but you are ruined by nine months of sunless skies and subzero temperatures. Love,Charlie
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An Open Letter to U.S. Airways in Which I Admit to Two Mistakes, but in Which They Are Mean and Inconsistent
As many of you know, Arden and I were looking forward to a nice long trip home for the holidays this year. I’d put in a lot of hours at work just before we were to leave and wasn’t really thinking through all of my details, which led us to MISTAKE 1: Not reserving pet…
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An Open Letter to Giant Foods
Dear Giant, When I first moved to Maryland, there you were, right across the street from my apartment building, hulking among the Caribou Coffee and 24-hour CVS. I thought, what luck to have found you there, and so close. I dreamed of walking to you, my arms empty, and returning home with an abundance of…
Charles Jensen | Writer 