Category: food crises
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The Pizza Tracker Tells Lies
Last night I ordered a pizza online from Domino’s (the California chicken one). I love ordering online because then you get this little status bar that tells you who has their grubby mitts all over your pizza and where it’s at in the process: “David starting preparing your pizza at 6:48 p.m.”“Your pizza is slowly…
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An Open Letter to Giant Foods
Dear Giant, When I first moved to Maryland, there you were, right across the street from my apartment building, hulking among the Caribou Coffee and 24-hour CVS. I thought, what luck to have found you there, and so close. I dreamed of walking to you, my arms empty, and returning home with an abundance of…
Charles Jensen | Writer 