Category: The Hills
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Confidential from MTV
Found in a trash can at MTV in NYC: The Hills spin-off ideas (rejected) Speidi SenseSpencer Pratt and Heidi Montag host a John Edwards: Crossing Over-style spirit encounter show, trying to reconnect celebrity guests with the beloved departed pets (except fish). The Patridge FamilyAudrina Patridge marries (now ex-)boyfriend Ryan Cabrera and they embark on a…
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The Hills Are Alive. But Just Barely.
I can’t believe I haven’t yet had time to talk to you about the return of The Hills. I’m sure you’ve been concerned about what’s happening on the show now that Lauren Conrad has gone off to pick trash up off the beach, write YA novels, and design clothes for Kohl’s. I have been too.…
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Why We Can’t Help But Love Lauren Conrad
It’s Lauren Conrad’s last season on The Hills, they’re saying, and it seems to me a good opportunity to self-examine why I can’t seem to feel anything but love for her. She’s pretty much everything we should hate: fabulously rich, dubiously famous, amazingly beautiful, and accepting hand-over-first the extraordinary opportunities presented to her. But despite…
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Persephone in Hell
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, two stars of the MTV reality series ” The Hills,” tied the knot in a secret ceremony last week. At the altar, the groom called his newlywed “the light in my life.” And the bride kept her parents in the dark. “The minute we said our vows, I couldn’t stop…
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Why The Hills Is the Most Important Television Show Ever (After Buffy and Veronica)
Last night, I came full circle. I’d watched The Hills from the first season 1 episode all the way back through to the original three season 3 episodes I first watched last month. And now, looking back and looking forward, I can truly say that The Hills is one of the most important television shows…
Charles Jensen | Writer 