Charles Jensen | Writer

Which of the following situations should prompt one to relocate from his or her home, should they occur nearby?

a. A hurricane
b. 55″ of snowfall
c. A collision of two Metrorail trains on the Red Line
d. A crazy person strapped with explosives, carrying a gun, holding a building hostage
e. An 5.5 earthquake
f. 2 grisly home invasions resulting in 4 murders, including the murder of two toddlers.
g. All of the above

Choose carefully.