Charles Jensen | Writer

In other words, a picture post from the birthday party:

Arden wore her purple Mizrahi party dress to suit the party’s theme.

Here’s my Republican friend doing her best Britney Spears.

There was a little man-near-man action.

Good times.

Here is my other Republican friend, the gay one. We used to call them “unicorns” until we realized they really existed!

She knows something you don’t.

CLEARLY up to no good!

Passing out.

Even Arden was pretty pooped.