Dear iTunes Music Store,

Would it kill you to load the new Sissor Sister’s album Ta-Da! sometime in the next 24 hours? Because it’s killing me that you haven’t yet; it’s already 48 hours since it was released.

Since your inception, you have spoiled me by reducing my number of foot trips to the local music store by 90%. Now I only stop in when sipping my Jamba Juice before heading back to work. But why—why—of all the albums I have recently purchased must you refuse to load the one I really want? Why couldn’t you have delayed:

Jessica Simpson’s A Public Affair
The Essential Pansy Division
Air Supply’s Love Songs

Or any of the other embarrassing album purchases I’ve made simply because I didn’t have to get out of my chair to do so?

In conclusion, I want my Scissor Sisters.

Love,
Charlie

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