Phoenix, I’m coming for you soon.
I hear Eduardo’s coming back. All the MFA students are talking about it. Where’s Eduardo going to live? Eduardo, I have an extra bedroom you can share with my dog. She’s very quiet and she doesn’t snore. From the window you will see shirtless boys. That is my promise to you.
Hearing that I’ve been the subject of (true) gossip! Sort of titillating, really. It’s about time someone said something true about me.
I’ve already got tan lines.