Charles Jensen | Writer

Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING. Some of these results are downright eerie. No cheating. Now: go!
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How does the world see you? “Dying” (Hole)

Will I have a happy life?: “Ashes of American Flags” (Wilco)

What do my friends really think of me? “I Get Weak” (Belinda Carlisle)

Do people secretly lust after me? “Where the Party At” (Jagged Edge)

How can I make myself happy? “Everything You Want” (Vertical Horizon)

What should I do with my life? “How Bizarre” (OMC)

Will I ever have children? “I’m the Man” (Joe Jackson)

What is some good advice for me? “Speak” (Lindsay Lohan)

How will I be remembered? “(She’s) Sexy and 17” (Stray Cats)

What is my signature dancing song? “Days Go By” (Duncan Sheik)

What do I think my current theme song is? “Only In Dreams” (Weezer)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is? “Just Died In Your Arms Tonight” (Cutting Crew)

What song will play at my funeral? “Mean Mr. Mustard” (The Beatles)

What type of men/women do you like? “When Love Comes to Town” (U2)

What is my day going to be like? “The Crawl” (Placebo)